Take one look on the web and it seems like the world is populated with amazingly wonderful goddesses and adonises. However, actually, people are kinda abnormal looking (ourselves included). Such is reality.
Lamentably, one person over in Hull was victimized for falling into the last class, guaranteeing he was tossed out of a bar for his appearance in spite of the way that he’d done nothing incorrectly.
Nicolai Schwartz, 50, says he was restricted from The Polar Bear bar a month ago after a lot of ladies obviously whined about him “looking unusual” – however he keeps up he’s honest. Here’s his story:
I got banned from my favourite pub because, allegedly, some female customers have complained that I was creepy and stood too close to them on the dance floor.
I may look strange with my long hair and beard, and people sometimes do say that I look scary, but I’d never do anything inappropriate to upset someone, so being kicked out with no warning is so shocking.
I wasn’t even given the chance to explain myself or apologise when the event allegedly happened – I just got told by bouncers the next time I walked in [to Polar Bear] that I couldn’t go there anymore.
I know that I did not do any touching, twerking, talking, or making sexual advances, jokes. There was no breaking of glassware on my part, no puking, no pissing or drawing on the wall. No.
Simply by being there, in their proximity and doing nothing, I was ‘creepy’ and for that I got banned from Polar Bear completely out of the blue.
Helpless fella. Nicolai added that the bar’s mentality towards him went bad when he quit offering free photography for their occasions.
I used to be treated as a VIP there while I was offering them professional photography work for free, but then I stopped doing that and I was instantly demoted to ‘tolerated’.
But in the long run, middle aged foreign male creeps who do nothing can’t be tolerated forever, can they?
It’s really upsetting.
That sucks, despite the fact that there is a good omen for our man Nicolai, as a heap of individuals including clients have taken to online media to bring to the table him uphold. Here are a couple of the sort remarks up until now:
I’m a performer and he never got to close to me once I always found him to be a nice guy and I don’t just trust anyone being a performer, if anything he always looked out for my safety.
Ridiculous. Being banned for something so stupid. I’ve been in the Polar Bear and it’s so busy you are close to people.
I think a sincere apology to this gentleman is needed and a free pint too.
Nicolai is harmless, maybe don’t judge a book by its cover.
Damn straight – in light of the fact that he’s not a Topman life sized model and he might be diverting a Bill Bailey vibe doesn’t in a flash make him a jerk. Hopefully he gets that statement of regret he unmistakably merits – and up to that point, Nicolai, may be an ideal opportunity to locate another bar to drink in.